ericajoy

darlinganodyne: cutest wedding invitation ever (click through...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:05:12 -0800

darlinganodyne:

cutest wedding invitation ever (click through for bigger, more-readable version)

Thats hot. batmanjenkins: works in progress

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:05:04 -0800

Thats hot.

batmanjenkins:

works in progress

you know…for things. personalized ribbon

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:47:26 -0800

you know…for things. personalized ribbon

…but what to do with the business card insert on the right...

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 09:12:41 -0800

…but what to do with the business card insert on the right pocket? Black Linen Mini Size Box of 25

HTML for a form drop-down of the 50 states

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:54:59 -0700

this is so i can find this later

"[REDACTED] is a lazy fuck. Pets rocks have more initiative. He’s got a can-do attitude,..."

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 08:30:19 -0700

“[REDACTED] is a lazy fuck. Pets rocks have more initiative. He’s got a can-do attitude, specifically “what CAN the company DO for me?” His resume is a pack of vicious lies stolen from resumes of other coworkers. Somehow, he had managed to rack up three sexual harassment claims in one day, despite the continued questions regarding his sexual preference. He regularly consumes alcohol to and from the office, as well as stronger varieties on the job. During baseball season, he’s actually more productive as he rarely shows up, leaving less of a destructive wake for others to reconcile. He operates very consistently in a matrix-management environment as he can torpedo efforts in multiple divisions simulataneously. Despite threatening legal action against former employers to for his “having to endure week-long cases of the Monday’s” he’s not nearly as bad-ass as the shaved dome would imply. He does, however, have long “monkey arms”; helping to provide a quality upper-management reach-around.”

- When LinkedIn Recommendations go wrong.

Is this thing on?

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:29:48 -0700

Is this thing on?

California Driver

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:55:20 -0800

A driver beholds

the red glow of a brake light

far in the distance.

He brakes in sympathy.

"Tells the ‘dot’ to match line breaks too (?s).*?"

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 20:22:50 -0800

“

Tells the ‘dot’ to match line breaks too

(?s).*?

”

- “Hopefully Basic GREP Question - matching multiple lines” thread from TextWrangler Talk

Unintended Challenge

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:01:08 -0800

Erica: i want krispity kreme
Erica: im going to get some
Steve : ok
Steve : i may go get dunkin just to cancel out your KK purchase...
Erica: impossible
Steve : possible
Erica: 20 dunkin donuts couldn't cancel out one krispy kreme
Steve : I accept your challenge to eat 20+ donuts

Of bacon and cannibalism

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:51:00 -0700

spz : it's a chicken/egg argument
EricaJoy : the egg came first
EricaJoy : the chicken inside was a genetic mutation of some species that laid it
spz : yes
spz : the thing that laid the egg containing the first chicken was NOT a chicken
EricaJoy : i wonder what it was
spz : some sort of velociraptor
spz : you know, probably
EricaJoy : LOL
EricaJoy : i doubt it
spz : i know, dear
spz : i was kidding
EricaJoy : the species would have died out
EricaJoy : chickens are too tasty for any carnivore not to eat
spz : hehehe
spz : that doesn't make sense
spz : baby raptors were made of meat, too
spz : technically, humans are made of meat
EricaJoy : honestly
EricaJoy : i bet human tastes good
spz : omg
EricaJoy : i won't ever try to eat someone
spz : yes
EricaJoy : but i bet we do
spz : omg i would NEVER like TRY to eat a person
spz : BUT
spz : were it on the menu
spz : well-prepared
spz : hell yeah, i'd try it
spz : whether or not we taste good, i dunno
EricaJoy : you should write in your will that you don't want to be buried or embalmed or whatever
EricaJoy : when you die, if of natural causes, you should donate your body to dinner
spz : i want to be donated
spz : lol
EricaJoy : well donate the organs
spz : i was thinking for usable organs
spz : lol
EricaJoy : leave the meat for food
spz : the thing is
spz : ok, it is said that omnivores
spz : pigs and humans, for example
spz : will taste like pork
spz : but
EricaJoy : people taste like BACON?!
spz : pigs that are raised for pork are fed a controlled diet
spz : people eat like CRAP
spz : so your average person
EricaJoy : so we should be eating like
spz : me, for example
spz : is probably not very good
EricaJoy : the people who only eat organic food
spz : that sounds good....
spz : lol
spz : all the vegetarian propaganda says that vegetarians taste better
spz : SURPRISE SURPRISE
spz : but i think that's biased quackery
spz : (mmmm, duck.... )

And I Am Not Lying » Blog Archive » Chubby-Sized and...

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:40:19 -0700

And I Am Not Lying » Blog Archive » Chubby-Sized and Charming

Index of /ebooks/Classics

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:27:31 -0700

Index of /ebooks/Classics:

Classic ebooks in .prc format. Kindles can read these natively, just drag and drop the file into it.

"\It costs you 10 cents each time you send content to your Kindle email address, but to save some..."

Sun, 25 May 2008 08:36:32 -0700

“\It costs you 10 cents each time you send content to your Kindle email address, but to save some time and a little money, you can actually zip up a few different files and send the archive to your Kindle address; the file will be unzipped and the individual documents will be sent to the device, all for just 10 cents.”

- Justin Blanton | Amazon Kindle

50 Cent’s Golden Oldies Vol. 1

Sat, 24 May 2008 15:08:00 -0700

50 Cent’s Golden Oldies Vol. 1:

“What do you get when you mix 50 Cent with your favorite golden oldies? Cheesy goodness like Kraft macaroni and cheese!” - Dj Doc Rok’s Scandalous Emporium Of (un)Wholesome Goodness

"People lose the nomination every four years. Most of the time, they do not stay on until it is..."

Sat, 24 May 2008 13:35:40 -0700

“People lose the nomination every four years. Most of the time, they do not stay on until it is mathematically impossible for them to win; they leave when it has become clear that they will not win. They do not complain about disenfranchising all the states with later primaries, they do not threaten to keep their supporters home, and they certainly do not threaten “open civil war” if they don’t get nominated for Vice President.”

- Obsidian Wings: Clinton Campaign Threatens “Open Civil War”

Arianna Huffington: Ms. Huffington giving a talk at work.

Thu, 08 May 2008 22:35:46 -0700

Arianna Huffington: Ms. Huffington giving a talk at work.

Nigel

Wed, 07 May 2008 21:36:57 -0700

Nigel

2Girls1Corp

Tue, 06 May 2008 14:21:47 -0700

2Girls1Corp:

Ha!

Hi-ho Silver! Away!: Random test shot with the new glass. I...

Mon, 05 May 2008 04:10:28 -0700

Hi-ho Silver! Away!: Random test shot with the new glass. I liked it so here it is.