ericajoy

Jan
25th

Mon

you know…for things. personalized ribbon

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…but what to do with the business card insert on the right pocket? Black Linen Mini Size Box of 25

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Oct
31st

Sat

HTML for a form drop-down of the 50 states

this is so i can find this later

<select name=”State”>
<option value=”“>Select State</option>
<option value=”AL”>Alabama</option>
<option value=”AK”>Alaska</option>
<option value=”AZ”>Arizona</option>
<option value=”AR”>Arkansas</option>
<option value=”CA”>California</option>
<option value=”CO”>Colorado</option>
<option value=”CT”>Connecticut</option>
<option value=”DE”>Delaware</option>
<option value=”DC”>Dist of Columbia</option>
<option value=”FL”>Florida</option>
<option value=”GA”>Georgia</option>
<option value=”HI”>Hawaii</option>
<option value=”ID”>Idaho</option>
<option value=”IL”>Illinois</option>
<option value=”IN”>Indiana</option>
<option value=”IA”>Iowa</option>
<option value=”KS”>Kansas</option>
<option value=”KY”>Kentucky</option>
<option value=”LA”>Louisiana</option>
<option value=”ME”>Maine</option>
<option value=”MD”>Maryland</option>
<option value=”MA”>Massachusetts</option>
<option value=”MI”>Michigan</option>
<option value=”MN”>Minnesota</option>
<option value=”MS”>Mississippi</option>
<option value=”MO”>Missouri</option>
<option value=”MT”>Montana</option>
<option value=”NE”>Nebraska</option>
<option value=”NV”>Nevada</option>
<option value=”NH”>New Hampshire</option>
<option value=”NJ”>New Jersey</option>
<option value=”NM”>New Mexico</option>
<option value=”NY”>New York</option>
<option value=”NC”>North Carolina</option>
<option value=”ND”>North Dakota</option>
<option value=”OH”>Ohio</option>
<option value=”OK”>Oklahoma</option>
<option value=”OR”>Oregon</option>
<option value=”PA”>Pennsylvania</option>
<option value=”RI”>Rhode Island</option>
<option value=”SC”>South Carolina</option>
<option value=”SD”>South Dakota</option>
<option value=”TN”>Tennessee</option>
<option value=”TX”>Texas</option>
<option value=”UT”>Utah</option>
<option value=”VT”>Vermont</option>
<option value=”VA”>Virginia</option>
<option value=”WA”>Washington</option>
<option value=”WV”>West Virginia</option>
<option value=”WI”>Wisconsin</option>
<option value=”WY”>Wyoming</option>
</select>

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Aug
29th

Sat

[REDACTED] is a lazy fuck. Pets rocks have more initiative. He’s got a can-do attitude, specifically “what CAN the company DO for me?” His resume is a pack of vicious lies stolen from resumes of other coworkers. Somehow, he had managed to rack up three sexual harassment claims in one day, despite the continued questions regarding his sexual preference. He regularly consumes alcohol to and from the office, as well as stronger varieties on the job. During baseball season, he’s actually more productive as he rarely shows up, leaving less of a destructive wake for others to reconcile. He operates very consistently in a matrix-management environment as he can torpedo efforts in multiple divisions simulataneously. Despite threatening legal action against former employers to for his “having to endure week-long cases of the Monday’s” he’s not nearly as bad-ass as the shaved dome would imply. He does, however, have long “monkey arms”; helping to provide a quality upper-management reach-around.

— When LinkedIn Recommendations go wrong.

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Mar
31st

Tue

Is this thing on?

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