July 2008
1 post
Of bacon and cannibalism
spz : it's a chicken/egg argument
EricaJoy : the egg came first
EricaJoy : the chicken inside was a genetic mutation of some species that laid it
spz : yes
spz : the thing that laid the egg containing the first chicken was NOT a chicken
EricaJoy : i wonder what it was
spz : some sort of velociraptor
spz : you know, probably
EricaJoy : LOL
EricaJoy : i doubt it
spz : i know, dear
spz : i was kidding
EricaJoy : the species would have died out
EricaJoy : chickens are too tasty for any carnivore not to eat
spz : hehehe
spz : that doesn't make sense
spz : baby raptors were made of meat, too
spz : technically, humans are made of meat
EricaJoy : honestly
EricaJoy : i bet human tastes good
spz : omg
EricaJoy : i won't ever try to eat someone
spz : yes
EricaJoy : but i bet we do
spz : omg i would NEVER like TRY to eat a person
spz : BUT
spz : were it on the menu
spz : well-prepared
spz : hell yeah, i'd try it
spz : whether or not we taste good, i dunno
EricaJoy : you should write in your will that you don't want to be buried or embalmed or whatever
EricaJoy : when you die, if of natural causes, you should donate your body to dinner
spz : i want to be donated
spz : lol
EricaJoy : well donate the organs
spz : i was thinking for usable organs
spz : lol
EricaJoy : leave the meat for food
spz : the thing is
spz : ok, it is said that omnivores
spz : pigs and humans, for example
spz : will taste like pork
spz : but
EricaJoy : people taste like BACON?!
spz : pigs that are raised for pork are fed a controlled diet
spz : people eat like CRAP
spz : so your average person
EricaJoy : so we should be eating like
spz : me, for example
spz : is probably not very good
EricaJoy : the people who only eat organic food
spz : that sounds good....
spz : lol
spz : all the vegetarian propaganda says that vegetarians taste better
spz : SURPRISE SURPRISE
spz : but i think that's biased quackery
spz : (mmmm, duck.... )