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Mar
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Is this thing on?
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Feb
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California Driver

A driver beholds

the red glow of a brake light

far in the distance.

He brakes in sympathy.

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Nov
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Nov
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Unintended Challenge

  • Erica: i want krispity kreme
  • Erica: im going to get some
  • Steve : ok
  • Steve : i may go get dunkin just to cancel out your KK purchase...
  • Erica: impossible
  • Steve : possible
  • Erica: 20 dunkin donuts couldn't cancel out one krispy kreme
  • Steve : I accept your challenge to eat 20+ donuts
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Jul
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Of bacon and cannibalism

  • spz : it's a chicken/egg argument
  • EricaJoy : the egg came first
  • EricaJoy : the chicken inside was a genetic mutation of some species that laid it
  • spz : yes
  • spz : the thing that laid the egg containing the first chicken was NOT a chicken
  • EricaJoy : i wonder what it was
  • spz : some sort of velociraptor
  • spz : you know, probably
  • EricaJoy : LOL
  • EricaJoy : i doubt it
  • spz : i know, dear
  • spz : i was kidding
  • EricaJoy : the species would have died out
  • EricaJoy : chickens are too tasty for any carnivore not to eat
  • spz : hehehe
  • spz : that doesn't make sense
  • spz : baby raptors were made of meat, too
  • spz : technically, humans are made of meat
  • EricaJoy : honestly
  • EricaJoy : i bet human tastes good
  • spz : omg
  • EricaJoy : i won't ever try to eat someone
  • spz : yes
  • EricaJoy : but i bet we do
  • spz : omg i would NEVER like TRY to eat a person
  • spz : BUT
  • spz : were it on the menu
  • spz : well-prepared
  • spz : hell yeah, i'd try it
  • spz : whether or not we taste good, i dunno
  • EricaJoy : you should write in your will that you don't want to be buried or embalmed or whatever
  • EricaJoy : when you die, if of natural causes, you should donate your body to dinner
  • spz : i want to be donated
  • spz : lol
  • EricaJoy : well donate the organs
  • spz : i was thinking for usable organs
  • spz : lol
  • EricaJoy : leave the meat for food
  • spz : the thing is
  • spz : ok, it is said that omnivores
  • spz : pigs and humans, for example
  • spz : will taste like pork
  • spz : but
  • EricaJoy : people taste like BACON?!
  • spz : pigs that are raised for pork are fed a controlled diet
  • spz : people eat like CRAP
  • spz : so your average person
  • EricaJoy : so we should be eating like
  • spz : me, for example
  • spz : is probably not very good
  • EricaJoy : the people who only eat organic food
  • spz : that sounds good....
  • spz : lol
  • spz : all the vegetarian propaganda says that vegetarians taste better
  • spz : SURPRISE SURPRISE
  • spz : but i think that's biased quackery
  • spz : (mmmm, duck.... )
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