i’m hiring!
do you live in new york, better yet, on long island?
are you at least 19 years old? you can even be up to age, let’s say, 26.
are you obsessed with blogs and blogging?
are you, like, the smartest person ever when it comes to the internet and other computer related stuff? do you know how to use and personalize ebay, blogger, tumblr, youtube, twitter, livejournal, facebook and all that other important internet shit? do you know how to explain or define these things to me. like IP addresses, tracking traffic stats, photoshop, creating backgrounds or whatever.
you’re getting $20 an hour plus a coffee or two. max, you’ll be with me for three hours each day. saturdays and/or sundays only. your official title is technology assistant and your tagline is: lemme lemme upgrade ya, grade ya.
i want to learn everything there is to learn (like, when you’re done with me i got a gang of hilarious gifs) and i want you to help me implement some shit.
you must like babies. you must be okay with getting a background check (shorry, boo) and you gotta be okay with loud music and cursing (you don’t necessarily get to curse, but it will be happening around you). you must have tons of patience as well (you’re dealing with a baby technophobe). and you need to be okay with me texting you or calling you at a random hour of the night because i fucked something up.
please send me a link to your own personal blog (shit better look professional and crazy nice — spell check!) to realworldmelissa@gmail.com. the subject should read internet guru. include why you’re the best person for this job, your qualifications and send a picture. umhmm. send a picture, i said it. no creeps. no assholes. only reliable and smart children need apply.
thanks!
